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| data
| default
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| gt2
| Kopftext: '-New game comming in '
| default (weak)
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|000005f0| 65 63 74 3a 20 24 32 35 | 2c 20 44 75 6d 62 20 4c |ect: $25|, Dumb L|
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|00000610| ef 45 83 c4 02 e9 27 ff | 90 b8 25 41 6e 79 74 68 |.E....'.|..%Anyth|
|00000620| 69 6e 67 20 6e 6f 74 20 | 6e 61 69 6c 65 64 20 64 |ing not |nailed d|
|00000630| 6f 77 6e 20 69 73 20 61 | 20 63 61 74 20 74 6f 79 |own is a| cat toy|
|00000640| 20 44 75 6d 62 20 4c 6f | 6f 6b 73 20 46 52 45 45 | Dumb Lo|oks FREE|
|00000650| 21 2e 68 73 90 0e e8 ef | 45 83 c4 02 e9 27 ff 90 |!.hs....|E....'..|
|00000660| b8 2d 41 72 65 20 79 6f | 75 20 75 73 69 6e 67 20 |.-Are yo|u using |
|00000670| 57 69 6e 64 6f 77 73 2c | 20 6f 72 20 69 73 20 74 |Windows,| or is t|
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|00000690| 6b 73 20 46 52 45 45 21 | 2e 68 73 90 0e e8 ef 45 |ks FREE!|.hs....E|
|000006a0| 83 c4 02 e9 27 ff 90 b8 | 39 41 77 20 68 65 6c 6c |....'...|9Aw hell|
|000006b0| 2c 20 6a 75 73 74 20 6f | 6e 63 65 20 49 27 64 20 |, just o|nce I'd |
|000006c0| 6c 69 6b 65 20 74 6f 20 | 73 65 65 20 50 69 63 61 |like to |see Pica|
|000006d0| 72 64 20 4b 49 4c 4c 20 | 74 68 65 20 61 6c 69 65 |rd KILL |the alie|
|000006e0| 6e 21 90 0e e8 ef 45 83 | c4 02 e9 27 ff 90 b8 2e |n!....E.|...'....|
|000006f0| 42 61 64 20 63 6f 6d 6d | 61 6e 64 2e 20 42 61 64 |Bad comm|and. Bad|
|00000700| 2c 20 62 61 64 20 63 6f | 6d 6d 61 6e 64 2e 20 53 |, bad co|mmand. S|
|00000710| 69 74 21 20 53 74 61 61 | 61 79 2e 2e 2e 2e 20 74 |it! Staa|ay.... t|
|00000720| 68 65 20 61 6c 69 65 6e | 21 90 0e e8 ef 45 83 c4 |he alien|!....E..|
|00000730| 02 e9 27 ff 90 b8 2a 42 | 42 53 20 54 69 70 20 23 |..'...*B|BS Tip #|
|00000740| 34 35 3a 20 41 4c 54 2d | 48 20 67 69 76 65 73 20 |45: ALT-|H gives |
|00000750| 79 6f 75 20 73 79 73 6f | 70 20 61 63 63 65 73 73 |you syso|p access|
|00000760| 21 2e 2e 2e 2e 20 74 68 | 65 20 61 6c 69 65 6e 21 |!.... th|e alien!|
|00000770| 90 0e e8 ef 45 83 c4 02 | e9 27 ff 90 b8 2a 42 65 |....E...|.'...*Be|
|00000780| 20 41 6d 65 72 69 63 61 | 6e 2c 20 42 75 79 20 41 | America|n, Buy A|
|00000790| 6d 65 72 69 63 61 6e 20 | 2d 20 61 6e 64 20 43 48 |merican |- and CH|
|000007a0| 41 52 47 45 20 49 54 21 | 2e 2e 2e 2e 20 74 68 65 |ARGE IT!|.... the|
|000007b0| 20 61 6c 69 65 6e 21 90 | 0e e8 ef 45 83 c4 02 e9 | alien!.|...E....|
|000007c0| 27 ff 90 b8 2d 42 65 20 | 63 61 72 65 66 75 6c 20 |'...-Be |careful |
|000007d0| 77 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 | 20 61 73 6b 20 66 6f 72 |what you| ask for|
|000007e0| 20 2d 20 79 6f 75 20 6d | 61 79 20 67 65 74 20 69 | - you m|ay get i|
|000007f0| 74 21 2e 20 74 68 65 20 | 61 6c 69 65 6e 21 90 0e |t!. the |alien!..|
|00000800| e8 ef 45 83 c4 02 e9 27 | ff 90 b8 2f 42 65 61 74 |..E....'|.../Beat|
|00000810| 20 6d 65 21 20 57 68 69 | 70 20 6d 65 21 20 4d 61 | me! Whi|p me! Ma|
|00000820| 6b 65 20 6d 65 20 72 65 | 74 75 72 6e 20 74 6f 20 |ke me re|turn to |
|00000830| 31 32 30 30 20 62 61 75 | 64 21 21 74 68 65 20 61 |1200 bau|d!!the a|
|00000840| 6c 69 65 6e 21 90 0e e8 | ef 45 83 c4 02 e9 27 ff |lien!...|.E....'.|
|00000850| 90 b8 2e 42 65 61 75 74 | 79 20 69 73 20 6a 75 73 |...Beaut|y is jus|
|00000860| 74 20 61 20 6c 69 67 68 | 74 20 73 77 69 74 63 68 |t a ligh|t switch|
|00000870| 20 61 77 61 79 2e 2e 2e | 2e 2e 27 63 6c 69 63 6b | away...|..'click|
|00000880| 27 21 74 68 65 20 61 6c | 69 65 6e 21 90 0e e8 ef |'!the al|ien!....|
|00000890| 45 83 c4 02 e9 27 ff 90 | b8 25 42 65 68 65 61 64 |E....'..|.%Behead|
|000008a0| 69 6e 67 3a 20 54 68 65 | 20 75 6c 74 69 6d 61 74 |ing: The| ultimat|
|000008b0| 65 20 6c 6f 73 73 20 6f | 66 20 66 61 63 65 2e 2e |e loss o|f face..|
|000008c0| 2e 27 63 6c 69 63 6b 27 | 21 74 68 65 20 61 6c 69 |.'click'|!the ali|
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